#26. Don’t let anyone see you this way! #27. Don’t sport a younger looking face than your neck… and don’t wear lace-up shirts. Not ever. Also, stay away from the dominatrix boots. #28. Don’t wear those sunglasses. #29. Don’t try too hard to be a MILF! That’s too skankalicious. #30. Don’t pretend to be shocked when you see #31. You’re no better, Kris.